About

I am a woodworker located in central Ohio.  I design and make distinctive lightweight impact toys for sale to the BDSM community.

I take great care in selecting fine domestic hardwoods like birch, maple and walnut, as well as lovely exotic woods including padauk, ebony, bloodwood and purpleheart.  Quite a bit of my domestic wood is vintage, coming from another local woodworker’s estate.  I am also very fond of using other woodworker’s cut-off material.

All of my work is hand made, and finished to a very high standard with tung oil and a high quality crystalline wax.

Over the last couple of years I have also started teaching a couple of classes in photography, and also The Basics of Safe Impact Play.  The safe impact class focuses primarily on paddles and other hard impact items.

Custom orders are always welcome.  Please contact me directly through my email address,  mmalaprop@aol.com.

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Every craftsman who can do more than what he was trained to do is an artist, because he develops a degree of perfection that surpasses the level of the acquired skills.”  Butzi Porsche.

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4 Responses to About

  1. Olivia says:

    I am looking for a firehose flogger, do you work with firehose?

    • Mister Malaprop Design says:

      Hello,

      Thanks for your inquiry, it is the second one I have had lately, I will do some experimenting in the summer to see if I can do something I like.

  2. C.T. Oakes says:

    http://www.bambooimportsmn.com/bamboo-picks-by-style/extra-long-for-tornado-potato-twisted-spuds/semi-point-extra-long-round-skewer-21-long-5-0mm-dia-1000-pcs-for-making-spiral-potatoes.html
    Hi I told you about these Friday night at the Rochester Erotic Arts Festival hope you have as much fun with them as I have. Rememer to tell folks to rub in cocao or shea butter to keep them supple.

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